{"id":983,"date":"2007-12-23T21:17:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-23T21:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.keenertech.com\/?p=983"},"modified":"2007-12-23T21:17:00","modified_gmt":"2007-12-23T21:17:00","slug":"santa-clause-traditions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/staging.keenertech.com\/?p=983","title":{"rendered":"Santa Clause Traditions"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignright size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"100\" height=\"140\" src=\"https:\/\/staging.keenertech.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/santa.jpg\" alt=\"Santa\" class=\"wp-image-984\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>My wife, Sally, is Scottish. I mentioned to her in passing one day that, when I was a kid, my parents would leave milk and cookies out on the kitchen table so Santa could have a snack when he showed up. She looked at me with a horrified expression, then exclaimed, &#8220;Milk and cookies! That&#8217;s terrible!&#8221; She shuddered. &#8220;Santa&#8217;s a man, not a boy! In\u00a0<em>Scotland<\/em>, we leave\u00a0<em>whiskey<\/em>\u00a0out for the poor fellow &#8217;cause he needs something to warm him up on his journey.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My wife, Sally, is Scottish. I mentioned to her in passing one day that, when I was a<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-983","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/staging.keenertech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/983","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/staging.keenertech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/staging.keenertech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/staging.keenertech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/staging.keenertech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=983"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/staging.keenertech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/983\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/staging.keenertech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=983"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/staging.keenertech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=983"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/staging.keenertech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=983"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}